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Sunday, December 7, 2008

St. Pauli Girl

Dead Fräulein 
Where to Dig Up More About This Beer
St. Pauli Girl Lager
St. Pauli Girl Brauerei
Bremen, Germany
Est. ???? (USA since 1965)

Brain Damage Quotient = 4.9 % ABV
Fluid Oz. = 12.0 

Postmortem Brew Review
Pale yellow in color.
Non-complex in body and blend of ingredients.
Quick forming and disappearing head with virtually no lacing.
Watery mouth feel. 

Grim Reaper's Eulogy
Very unusual, this says it's a Plisner on the website, but the front of the bottle says Lager!?! It's certainly not the ol' girl I knew in days of 'yore, when the likes of Lowenbrau & Beck's were the other big German beers on the block.

The website is great if you like some 'cheesecake' to go with your beer. But the two-fisted brau maiden with the frothy mugs, just doesn't seem to have that Reinheitsgebot
. And at only $10.99 a 12 pack, it would seem she's gone from "high maintenance" to just another cheap date. It's like.....kissing your sister! Ugh.

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