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Monday, July 27, 2009

Bud Light

Dead Soldier
Where to Dig Up More About This Beer
Bud Light
Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
St. Louis, MO USA

Est. 1852
Intoduced 1982

Brain Damage Quotient = 4.2 % ABV
Fluid Oz. = 12.0

Postmortem Brew Review
Clear and yellow in color.
Sweet grain smell.
Thin, fast dissipating head
with minimal to no lacing.
Crisp flavor, watery mouth feel.

Grim Reaper's Eulogy
Yup. It's Bud. And it's light. We could end the post right here.

Yeah, it's not my drink of choice, but tonight it proved it could be better than expected. Bear with me. So it's a light beer and not long on taste. But when your neighbor shows up at your door at the end of the day and plugs one of these in your paw, what are you gonna do? Say no? I think not.

It was just the attitude adjustment needed. Also, they go down easy, especially when sharing with friends. And it was surprising how many friends kept showing up on the front lawn...on a Monday night! That's not just drinkability (TM) but it's also friendability.

Stone Cold Fact: Bud Light is now the largest produced of all beers in the AB lineup, out selling even Budweiser.

Friends and Bud Light washed the rest of the day's troubles away.

Update 7/30/09 --- This Bud's for you, Mr. Bartender-in-Chief!
It would appear that our President must have read my blog. It seems he chose a Bud Light as his beer of choice for tonight's attitude adjustment hour, or the "Beer Summit", as the press referred to the event. Hmmmm? Let's see.....Four friends trying to wash away the troubles of the day over some beer. Now I must reap, er, uh-uhm that is, review:

  • Sam Adams Light (Prof. Henry Louis Gates)
  • Blue Moon (Sgt. James Crowley)
  • Buckler N.A. (V.P. Joseph Biden)

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