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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Miller Lite

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Where to Dig Up More About This Beer
Miller Lite
Miller Brewing Company
4000 West State Street
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Est. 1903

Brain Damage Quotient = 4.17 % ABV
Fluid Oz. = 16.0

Postmortem Brew Review
Clear yellow color.
Grainy corn smell and flavor.
Fast foaming head that doesn't last long
Smooth and crisp with light watery body.

Grim Reaper's Eulogy
So on Saturday, I did two things that I haven't done in a loooong time.  1) I went bowling and 2) I drank light beer. Hmmmm. You have heard this from me once before, regarding a certain other famous light beer - - - don't be so hasty to prejudge!  Now while it's certainly not the first thing I would reach for, sometimes it becomes the go-to beer when a vacuum exists.  And whereas nature abhors a vacuum, something must fill the space between.

Bowling was for a good cause; The Susan G Komen "Bowl for the Cure" to raise awareness and funds for breast cancer research.  And while I enjoy reaping in the beers, when it comes to cancer of any kind, we must all support the research. So after an afternoon of fun 'bowling for boobs', enjoying a light brew wasn't such a penalty. Beer for boobs? Well, only if you buy into the silly gimmicks. Otherwise, what's wrong with any beer between friends?

Though my bowling ball had more heft than the ABV in the can, that wasn't a bad thing, either. All the better for it as I did not drop the sixteen pound ball on my toe!  Not my cup of tea, but when somebody wants to buy a you a beer my friend, that's what it is all about.

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